Arise, Sir Halfpenny!

DSC_8849After the marginal and somewhat underwhelming first two Lions tests, few were expecting an epic finale in Sydney.  But a showdown it turned out to be, with the home nation predators snatching a victory from the hosts to secure their first series win since 1997.

The final score, 41-16 was in itself historic: the highest points tally achieved by the Lions in any game to date, and the second highest win margin in the tournament’s history.  The victory emphatically silenced the many Gatland doubters following his controversial selections announcement earlier in the week.  Looks like Gatland is a genius after all!

But despite the convincing final score line, it was certainly not a walk in the park for the Lions.  Although an early fumble by Australia’s talisman, Genia, allowed Corbisiero to roll over the try-line to give the Lions an immediate and encouraging boost, the start of the second half did not offer such comfortable viewing for fans, as the Lions saw their nine point lead clawed back to just three.  The Wallabies’ confidence at this juncture was rightly high, but their arrogant refusal to take their chances for goal proved fatal, halting their momentum on the scoreboard.

An opportune tap-tackle by Parling prevented what would have been a decisive try, and proved to be a pivotal moment in the game.

What followed was a collapse on an industrial scale, with two successive tries from Sexton and North (both ably assisted by man of the match (and tournament), hotshot Leigh Halfpenny), putting the Lions leagues ahead of their rivals.  A final flourish by Dr Roberts sealed Australia’s fate, giving the Lions a legendary win on the 125th anniversary of the tournament’s inception.

As George R.R. Martin aptly said:

In a coat of gold or a coat of red,

a lion still has claws.

And mine are long and sharp, my lord,

as long and sharp as yours.

The series win really was nothing short of spectacular, and demonstrated the resolve and solidarity of our great home nations. No doubt will we see some of the Lions making an appearance in this year’s honours list in recognition of their awe-inspiring victory.

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THE LIONS DID ROAR

NELSON, NV: New Vegas’ Most Notorious Ghost-Town

Ain’t that a kick in the head

DSC_0968The gamers amongst you may well recognise Nelson’s water tower from Bethesda’s 2010 instalment of the RPG, FALLOUT:NEW VEGAS.  As the title suggests, the game is set primarily in the Las Vegas metropolitan area, in the aftermath of an apocalyptic nuclear war.

Depicted as the stronghold of the utilitarian faction, Ceasar’s Legion, Camp Nelson was not the place you and your trusted PIP-Boy would want to linger: many an NCR trooper met a harrowing end here, probably wishing that they had never set foot in the Mojave Wasteland, and were instead locked up in the relative comfort of one of the many Vault-Tec subterranean vaults.

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Deserters and ghost town gunfights

The casting of Nelson in this way was certainly not coincidental, but instead, serves to highlight the creative subtlety employed by developers when fabricating the epic universes of the modern video game.  By designating Nelson as the Legion’s headquarters, Obsidian artfully emulates the anarchy and treachery that bestowed notoriety on this town during the second half of the nineteenth century.DSC_0963Although Nelson had already been branded as “Eldorado” by the Spanish in 1775, having made the first discoveries of silver in the region, it was the wild west’s gold prospectors who really set Nelson’s mineral extraction boom in motion.   They discovered an abundance of gold, silver and other metals at the site, which led to the establishment of the infamous Techatticup (the Paiute word for “I’m Hungry”) mine in 1861.

DSC_1057In its early years, the Techatticup mine became a haven for Civil War deserters, it’s remote location (the nearest Sheriff being stationed more than 200 miles away) and reputation for lawlessness making it an ideal refuge for those Union and Confederate men who were condemned equally by their respective governments.

The mining activities continued in Nelson from 1860 until the mid twentieth century, but its operations were marred by vicious labour disputes and violence throughout this period.  One of the bloodiest episodes in the mine’s history emanated from the claim jumping that took place there in 1874, the events of which provoked a number of high profile murders across Nelson.  

Restoring Hope

Now all that remains of this once prosperous community are relics of a by-gone era, which attest, once again, to the region’s influence on the retro-futuristic feel of the Fallout franchise.  The ghost town is now managed by a small group of residents who maintain this portal-to-the-past with the care it so rightly deserves.

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Instead of radiation, Ghouls and outlaws, rattlesnakes (which lurk in the cactai, and shady nooks and crannies of the village’s impressive collection of vintage automobiles) pose the only real danger to Nelson’s modern visitors.DSC_1000 DSC_1054DSC_1004IMG_1171The bullet-riddled gas station advertisements serve as the only reminders of the town’s turbulent and unruly yesteryears.DSC_1058

The lonesome road to nowhere: New Vegas caravan tour

Whether you have played the game or not, Nelson presents the Las Vegas tourist with a rare opportunity to step back into a time that has long past. And what’s more, it will only set you back ten bottle caps to visit (that’s $10 in pre Great War money.)

Located 8 miles South East of US 95 on the Nevada State Route 165, deep within the Mojave desert, Nelson really does lie on the road to nowhere, the state road ending abruptly at the Colorado river, where Nelson’s landing once stood before being decimated by flash floods only quite recently.

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“They’re coming out of the walls, man! They’re coming outta the damn walls.”

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“Game Over, Man! GAME OVER!”

Visits to the traditional Nevada sights, including the HOOVER DAM (above), and the zany, and insanely wonderful, SIN CITY a.k.a LAS VEGAS, are also a must.

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MEMORY VAULT

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“Your little jukebox in the Mojave Wasteland” – A discarded piano hides amongst the cacti musing on its illustrious entertaining at some long-gone saloon

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Come fly with me – This airplane is not an antique like the rest of its neighbours. It is in fact a discarded prop from the movie 3000 miles to Graceland, starting Kevin Costner and Kurt Russell.

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That Lucky Old Sun – The real life HELIOS One solar energy plant, located off of the US95

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Return to Sender

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Enjoy a delicious and refreshing Nuka-Cola

Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company.”

 George Washington

Come with me, Cupcake

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2013 has already been an exciting year for those with an interest in all things SPACE.  

On February 15, the Russians were dazzled by an epic superbolide meteor, which rather ironically coincided with the day on which the people of Earth heaved a mighty sigh of relief as they watched asteroid DA14,  a.k.a, a “global killer”passing uncomfortably close between their planet and their moon, thus narrowly avoiding a cataclysmic impact.  Later in the year, Ison, a sun-grazing comet, promises to be a shooting-star spectacular, visible to the naked eye by the end of November, assuming it survives its journey towards the Sun, that is!

The final frontier

The concept of space as our final frontier has also been at the forefront of scientific discourse this week, as veteran astronaut, Buzz Aldrin, proclaimed (in a rather Kennedy-esq mission statement): “I believe this nation should commit itself, within two decades, to commencing American permanence on the planet Mars.” This declaration has been made at a time where enthusiasm for exploration beyond our planet continues to ebb, and NASA’s abandonment of the shuttle programme, along with the mounting criticism of the $multi-billion cost of maintaining the scientific endeavours on board the International Space Station have done little to appease public apathy towards such pursuits.

Commander Chris Hadfield, the Canadian astronaut who hitched a ride home from the ISS on a Soyuz rocket last night, shares Aldrin’s aspirations for future interplanetary travel, by asserting that “we will go to the Moon and we will go to Mars…and to see what asteroids and comets are made of”. But Hadfield is at odds with Aldrin in so far as the former pointedly reminds us that “we’re not going to do it tomorrow and we’re not going to do it because it titillates the nerve endings. We’re going to do it because it’s a natural human progression.”

Hadfield and the other astronauts on the Space Station are tasked with developing a greater understanding of life’s ability to sustain itself in the hostile environment of space, without which, we would not even survive a trip to Mars, yet alone presuming to permanently settle there.

The political and ideological motivations driving the extraordinary technological advancement witnessed during the 1960s were unprecedented, and never again are we likely to witness such a frenzied obsession with space travel.   However, Cmdr Hadfield has sought to re-kindle mankind’s fascination with space by embracing the social media revolution to reach out to a brand new generation of space enthusiasts.  By taking daily tweet-sized steps to share his experience of life in space with us, he has become the most recognisable astronaut since the Apollo days.

To boldly go

The movie industry has also played its part in supporting Aldrin and Hadfield’s ambitions, with Thursday’s release of Star Trek’s 12th instalment (or 2nd, depending on whether you choose to ignore the pre 2009 chronicles) having been eagerly anticipated by fans, and non-fans alike, after the 11th (or 1st) cemented J.J.Abrahms’ reputation as a tired franchise resurrection master.  Into Darkness’ opening sequence sets the tone for the rest of the picture, as we observe Kirk finding himself at odds with the Federation’s sacrosanct Prime Directive.  The scene ends as the iconic USS Enterprise blasts off above a neutralised volcano, leaving a primitive alien tribe in awe of Starfleet’s flagship vessel.

As was the case with the 2009 release, the audience is treated to non-stop, over-the-top, and breathtaking action sequences, all illuminated by Abrahm’s signature use of delightful lens glare, once again assuring us that the future may not be so dark after all. But Cumberbatch’s Harrison does all that he can to extinguish the optimism introduced in the last movie, and is undoubtedly an improvement on Nero: An unnerving villain, whose indiscriminate acts of violence on London and San Francisco capture the fears of a post 9/11 society.   The references to the autonomous intelligence agency, Section 31 (first introduced into the Star Trek canon by Deep Space Nine) highlights the disquietude brewing within the seemingly harmonised Starfleet high command, and seeks to further underpin the movie’s emphasis on how, in certain instances, acting outside of the normal constraints of ethical protocols is necessary to preserve and protect civilised society.

Despite its brooding undercurrents, Into Darkness captures the essence of the space opera genre by continuing to replicate the original’s charm: it wouldn’t be Star Trek without the delectable Kirk/Spock bromance, and the old school wittiness of the classic once liners of sci-fi’s most recognised crew.  A reprocessed Khan it may be, but there is no question that Into Darkness has taken the Star Trek franchise to a new level, and we can only hope that the brief visit to Kronos, and the ruckus that takes place there, is a sign of things to come.

To explore strange new worlds

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Inspired by the Star Trek end-credit sequence, I decided to create a cup-cake solar-system for my father in-law’s 60th birthday/retirement party that was held on the Isle of Wight this weekend.  As a published physicist, this seemed like a fitting contribution to the celebrations.
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The cupcakes were made using the Hummingbird Bakery chocolate cupcake recipe, and these were topped with a nebula of chocolate, vanilla and cream cheese frosting, sprinkled with dark matter space dust.
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The celestial bodies were formed using marzipan, and represent the main features of our solar system from the Sun, all the way out to Pluto and the forgotten dwarf planets.
 
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To Nick and Sue – wishing you all the best as you boldly go into that strange new world called retirement!
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Super Saturday 2013: Capitulation in Cardiff

It's CRUNCH time!!!

It’s CRUNCH time!!!

Of one thing we could be certain:  Whatever the result of the England v Wales fixture, tears would be shed in Cardiff.

The final round of the 2013 RBS Six Nations tournament ended in historic fashion, as Howley’s fifteen thwarted Lancaster’s bombers’ hopes of attaining their first Grand Slam title since 2003.  And bombed they did, with England suffering their biggest EVER defeat at the hands of their ancient rivals, Wales.

The green, green grass of our Homeland was, for 80 minutes, transformed into a primal battleground: with the pride of two Nations at stake,  each and every player stepped up to put his body and soul on the line for the cause.  The first half’s intensity, however, forged only penalties, with Mike Brown denying George North a break-away try with an urgent tap-tackle just before the 40 minute whistle sounded.  A marginal 9-3 half-time score meant the game was there for anyone’s taking.

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But Wales returned from the dragon’s lair with zealous determination, their relentless dominance deep within England territory paved the way for two spectacular tries from winger Alex Cuthbert.  Whilst Spikey acted as a cool-headed plunderer at scrum-half, Warburton and Tipuric proved to be Wales’ very own Magnificent Seven(s).   Halfpenny continued his stoical brilliance at full-back.
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Final Score

Smashed!

Smashed!

A Grand Slam squandered, maybe, but Wales’ usurping of the Championship was nothing short of extraordinary.  The result? Possibly one of the greatest Six Nations’ clashes in recent times, or at the very least, the best game I will ever have the privilege of attending in my lifetime.

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Meanwhile elsewhere…
The English team should, however, take some comfort that the French had had an even worse day, having regressed into the depths of the Championship table.  Despite winning their last game of the tournament against the Scots, France collected their first ever Six Nations wooden spoon.  photoItaly highlighted the trial and tribulations of Ireland’s poor performance throughout the tournament (its display against Wales in the first weekend aside, that is!), by beating the Irish with a convincing 22-15 scoreboard.
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In Summary…
It has been an overwhelmingly unpredictable tournament, and this weekend’s season finale served as a reminder for why we love the Six Nations Championship so.
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Cookies on Tour

Think Pink! (and gold)

When my good friend asked me to host her 31st birthday dinner party, I gladly accepted, and promptly started making the necessary arrangements. We were also set to host two of our old college friends, which meant that I had more of an excuse than usual to make an extra effort.

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The theme was inspired by a lovely set of LSA tumblers (acquired by yours truly in the New Year sales) which incorporated fabulous gold lustre banding. I had also inherited a wonderfully kitsch collection of vintage Pony glasses that had belonged to my grandmother, who had sadly passed away in December. These had not been used in many decades (if at all), it seemed, such was their immaculate condition.
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Pinks and browns were subsequently added to the pallet, and my brand new “The Vintage Tea Party Year” book (received from a like-minded friend at Christmas), provided inspiration for the last few finishing flourishes.
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The decor was achieved with a very modest budget, using a roll of brown paper packaging for the table runner, and topped with hand-made paper sheets for the individual settings.  Fresh cut flowers, and pussy willows, complemented the overall colour scheme, whilst a couple of tissue paper honeycomb garlands both adorned, and framed, the eating space.  Gold-effect stainless-steel cutlery concluded the table’s sumptuousness.
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The Menu
Buckets of  pink sparkled popcorn to start;
Pink mustard fish pie and red cabbage (courtesy of Amanda Jenner http://ajjenner.com) for the main course;
And delightful choux pastry swans with salted caramel sauce for pudding (courtesy of Angel Adoree  http://www.vintagepatisserie.co.uk).
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Dinner was accompanied by smooth jazz, and a selection of pink and gold bubbling blissfulness.  Baby vanilla cupcakes on standby, gleaming, just in case…
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Hip, Hip, Hooray for wonderful evenings with friends!

One Giant Leap – Honouring a Space Legend

MOON-ROCK KRISPIES

(in honour of our greatest space pioneer)

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The passing of Neil Armstrong in August 2012 served to highlight exactly how long ago man first landed on the moon. His one small step was taken over 40 years ago, in July 1969, relying on technology no more powerful than the smart phone sitting in your pocket.  A truly remarkable achievement, that sparked a massive acceleration in the development of a catalogue of spin-off technologies that we all benefit from today.

Before becoming an astronaut, Armstrong served in the Korean War, and then earned his aeronautical engineering bachelor’s degree at Purdue University in Indiana (Go Boilermakers!).  He also spent some time as a test pilot before joining the NASA Astronaut Corps in 1962.  Whilst embarking on only his second spaceflight (his first being as the command pilot of Gemini 8), Armstrong realised Kennedy’s ultimate Space-Race goal by landing on the moon and returning safely to the earth, and all that before the decade was out (if only just!).  The Apollo 11 mission saw both Armstrong and Buzz (Aldrin, not Lightyear, although the former did inspire the penning of the latter) spending two point five hours of EVA exploring the lunar surface, whilst Michael Collins orbited above them in the Command Module.

During the Apollo programme, only 12 men walked on the Moon’s surface, with Eugene Cernan being the last man to leave the Moon in 1972.  Space agencies have now set their sights beyond the Moon, with plans to explore nearby Asteroids and the red planet Mars, although such manned flights are still decades away.

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For those who may ask what they can do to honor Neil, we have a simple request. Honor his example of service, accomplishment and modesty, and the next time you walk outside on a clear night and see the moon smiling down at you, think of Neil Armstrong and give him a wink. ”  (Armstrong family statement)

Rest in peace Neil Alden Armstrong – August 5, 1930 – August 25, 2012

#WinkAtTheMoon

Captain America: Star-Spangled Super-Hero (Independence Day 2012)

DSC_3249O say can you see Captain Steve Rogers hosting his first 4th July party?!

In 2012 , the release of the First Avenger movie triggered the start of a new theme-based approach to our annual Independence Day celebrations.  As the quintessential American patriot, the red, white and blue palette provided the perfect backdrop to this traditional holiday.

A Potted History of Independence Day (For Brits)

In early 1776, John Adams put forward a resolution to formally declare the independence of the 13 American colony states from the British Empire.  The Declaration would cite numerous grievances against George III and asserted both legal, and natural, rights for the people of the United States.  On the 4th July 1776, the Continental Congress approved, and officially adopted, the wording of the Declaration.   The Declaration of Independence has since served to set the moral standard on human rights throughout the world, with the words of the second sentence playing a significant part in the abolition of slavery by President Lincoln less than a century later:  “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”  Independence Day is now celebrated  by Americans on the 4th July every year.

The Food

The centrepiece for our Independence Day party was the star-spangled banner cake, disguised as Captain America’s iconic vibranium shield.

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Smaller (Bucky) sidekick disks were also crafted out of indestructible coloured cookie dough.

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Jello stars, m&m’s, chip n dips, pretzels and gherkins finish the ‘Marvel’lous spread.

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The Invitations

Guests were given a puzzle to inform them of the party details.  The task was simple enough: small bundles of lollipop sticks needed to be assembled to form the stars and stripes flag (worryingly, a few failed miserably at doing so!):

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The Decor

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Holidays Obsession

So why does one from the UK spend so much time joining the festivities of the US, you ask? Firstly, because no-one can deny that the Americans know how to throw a great party, and secondly, because I am always looking for excuses to plan a themed event for friends and family.

The UK is slowly embracing the American obsession with holidays, most notably with the way in which it has adopted Halloween as the unofficial warm-up to the Xmas period.  My present goal is to encourage this trend as much as possible, and to seek to inspire others to do the same.

To see our theme for 2013, check back in July!  Happy party-planning!!

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“And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave, O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!”

Super Bowl XLVII – Brawling, Brothers and Blackouts

DSC_8599The sporting spectacle that is the Super Bowl, took place at the Big Easy’s Super Dome on Sunday, and spectators were certainly not going to be disappointed.

It was a game of brothers, brawling and blackouts, with the Baltimore Ravens securing an historic victory over the San Francisco 49ers to walk away with the coveted Lombardi trophy. Jacoby Jones’ post-season record 108-yard touchdown, just after half-time, gave the Ravens a seemingly insurmountable lead of 28-6 over the Super Bowl veterans, but the half-hour power outage provided sufficient distraction for the 49ers to mastermind a frenzied come-back, scoring no less than 17 points within a period of minutes during the third quarter.

However, with only minutes to go, Kaepernick’s series of incomplete passes meant that the 49ers’ narrowly failed to clinch the franchise’s sixth Super Bowl title. Instead, Flacco was crowned the game’s MVP, John beat Jim, and Ray Lewis ended his 17 year career with a second piece of Super Bowl bling to his name.

Meanwhile in the UK…

The Snackadium construction project was nearing completion, and the last of the tasty morsels finally took their seats at around 18.00GMT on Monday 4th February, primed and ready for kick-off:

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The Menu: Chip ‘n dip selection; Mini corn dog muffins; Corned beef pasties; Choc’ chip cupcakes; Sugar cookies; Pretzel sticks; Cheesy gold fish; Sweet ‘n salty kernels; Token salad items; And sloppy joes for Simon (our favourite dairy-phobe).

Despite a potentially fatal half-time technical glitch (Note to self: always check your remaining hard-drive memory space before trying to record one of the year’s most anticipated sporting events), the evening proved to be a wonderful success: What better way could there be to spend a plain-old Monday evening, than with close friends and party food?!

All in all, it was a both a blast and a blow-out:

SUPER BOWL XLVIII – WE ARE EXPECTING GREAT THINGS!

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Yippee Ki Yay Mother Rugger!

Rugby, the John McClane of British Sport, is back with a vengeance this weekend, as we welcome the return of our favourite rugby tournament, the Six Nations Championship. Over the next six weeks, the subzero gloominess of Winter will thaw, and Super Saturday will herald the long awaited start of Spring.

Tens of thousands of die-hard fans will descend upon Europe’s modern battlefields – the stadia of Paris, Dublin, London, Cardiff, Rome and Edinburgh – to watch thirty legends in an unparalleled melee for national honour and glory.

Six Nations Traditions

This annual spectacle has brought with it yet another excuse to establish new traditions at the England residence.

As well as each of us joining our respective hotly-contested, work-place, fantasy leagues (with trophies and all!), it has also become a tradition of ours to mark the final weekend of the tournament with a “biscuit-off”, which involves each country being represented by a gingerbread man modelling, very handsomely, I must say, his team’s kit. The “six biscuits” battle, as only biscuits can, until only one cookie remains standing over his broken and crumbled adversaries.

As a taste of things to come, here is a photo of last year’s contenders:

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This year’s “Super Saturday” will be taking place on the 16th March, where yours truly will be in attendance at the championship’s final game, and arguably the biggest clash of them all, England vs. Wales, at Cardiff’s Millennium Stadium.

MAY THE BEST COOKIE WIN!!

*for me that would be Wales, of course – C’mon Cymru! But for James, his support will be behind Lancaster’s bombers, England.

Report back here on the 16th to see which nation triumphed, and to see whether Wales can buck the trend and become the first Grand Slam champions to retain the title for a successive season…

Super Bowl XLVII Party Preparations – Phase I

The NFL post-season finale is fast approaching, and the party preparations are already in full swing!

This year, I thought it would be fun to serve all of our snacks in the form of a Snackadium.  The stadium has been assembled using: a large cardboard box; aluminium baking trays; two large American red party cups; and lots (and lots!) of strong sticky tape.  This is very much an American tradition, but you could just as easily use the Snackadium for other field sports, such as rugby or football (soccer).

Here are the latest Snackadium Construction Project, Phase I, photos:

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Snackadium – Phase I

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Snackadium – Phase I

It is a colossal structure, I admit, but this is necessary for two VERY important reasons: to make absolutely sure that all of your snacks will fit inside it; but also to ensure that the Snackadium will accurately reflect the dimensions of an actual sports stadium.

To continue with the spectator theme, the invitations we will be sending to our guests have been designed to look like real game-day tickets:

Entry by invitation only!

Entry by invitation only! *NB: As Brits, we are having to watch the game on the Monday, due to the time zone differences:(

I made these quite easily by formatting a basic table in Microsoft Word, and adding some graphics to the table using Paint.

Easy-peasy!!

Updates on Phase II of the Snackadium Construction Project to follow next week…